>The Thanksgiving Tour

>So, it is Thanksgiving Day, and that means that tonight at precisely 7pm we will go around the table amongst our friends and family and say what we are thankful for after traveling great distances and swap travel stories…well this year I have decided to create a song, to the tune of “Love Shack,” about my epic journey of traveling, cooking, and shopping this holiday season.

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the… Tul-sa! Tul-sa yeah
I’m headin’ down the central highway,
lookin’ for the food getaway
Heading for the food getaway, food getaway,

I got me a car, it’s as slow as a snail
and we’re headin’ on up
To the Tulsa
I got me a Honda, it smells a little funky
So hurry up and bring your turnpike money

The Crowe house is a little old place
where we can get together
Tul-sa baby, Tul-sa bay-bee.
Food baby, that’s where it’s at,
Ooo food baby, that’s where it’s at


Sign says.. Woo… construction fools,
’cause change rules in soo-oo-ner, land!
Well it’s set way back in the middle of a state,
Just a funky lil’ town and I gotta get back!

Gravy on the turkey
Gravy on the dressing
Gravy on the ‘taters
Gravy on the green beans!

The Crowe house is a little old place
where we can get together
Tul-sa baby, Tul-sa bay-bee.
Food baby, that’s where it’s at,
Ooo food baby, that’s where it’s at 

Huggin’ and a kissin’, dancin’ and a lovin’,
wearin’ lots of clothin’
Cause Dad melted the oven
The whole nest’ hungry!
The whole nest hungry when everybody’s
Cookin’ around and around and around and around!
Everybody’s movin’, everybody’s groovin’ baby!
Folks linin’ up outside just to get food
Everybody’s movin’, everybody’s groovin’ baby
Funky little shack! Funk-y little shack!

Hop in my Honda,
it’s as big slow as a snail
and it’s about to get sales!
I got me a car, it seats about seven
So c’mon and bring your Friday money.

The Crowe house is a little old place
where we can get together
Crowe house baby! Crowe house bay-bee!
(thanks..giv…ing…)
Cou-pons, that’s where it’s at!

Bang bang bang on the store baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the store baby!
I can’t see you
Bang bang on the store baby
Bang bang on the store
Bang bang on the store baby
Bang bang
You’re what?… sold out, busted!

Crowe house baby Crowe house!
Crowe house, baby Crowe house!
Dis-counts, that’s where it’s at
Crowe house, baby Crowe house! 
Sales baby, that’s where it’s at
Huggin’ and a kissin’,
eatin’ and a lovin’ at the Crowe shack 

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